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Read the 2026 Devon Prize Winner: The Snail and the Stork by Paul Batterham

 The Snail and the Stork by Paul Batterham This story, like all the best stories, begins with a death.   Pu had been planting new season rice in the fields far beyond the temple ruins, where the openbill storks pick out fat, juicy apple snails. His body was found face down in the shallow water, his tattered cane hat floating like a lotus next to him. Paw said Pu’s heart had failed. Ya said that which had never existed cannot fail. Nobody mourned Pu. There was no decoration of his casket, and the bier it sat on remained unadorned. There had been little chanting, and nobody had attached ribbons for Pu to receive his merit. After three days, Paw burned the body. “I’m free now,” Ya whispered, and she took my hands in hers. She was crying, and smiling. Her hands were knotted and twisted like tree roots and her cheeks shone like apples in the firelight. Ya said Pu was phi phong now, and giggled and cried.   I stood and watched as the casket slowly disintegrated. Pu’s hand fell ...

Read the 2026 Third Prize Winner: The F*ck Hamster bt Chris Durston

 The F*ck Hamster by Chris Durston The Fuck Hamster isn’t really a hamster. It sort of looks like one, and I guess in some ways it behaves like one, but it’s not really. People just call it that. It’s convenient. It does mean that it’s now really hard to talk about any other kind of hamster without people thinking you mean specifically the Fuck Hamster, but the distinction seems to have become kind of unimportant to most people anyway. We had some other hamsters in school before we got the Fuck Hamster, and those were OK. Some of them were even pretty useful. There was one that could eat test sheets and indicate whether the answers were correct, which saved some of the teachers a lot of time on work that was, you know, boring and kind of meaningless. But nobody really uses those hamsters anymore, even though they did some good stuff and didn’t need too much looking after. Because now we have the Fuck Hamster. And everyone must use the Fuck Hamster for everything, because it’s here ...